A poem about Palestine (and Syria)

My own work; repost in verbatim as much as you prefer.

“Disclaimer”: all pretenses of correlation to reality in this obviously satirical song are purely coincidental. Please report all paranoid conspiracy theorists to your local nazijew-funded woke-al-Qaeda intersectionality department ASAP—thank you for understanding. /s

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Now enjoy this random ~midday fever dream I conjured up out of almost nowhere:

“To all useful idiots of the planet, what a story I have to tell you:
Damascus is ours; the Arab Spring revolution is complete!
(ahem, ignore my native French accent as I gloat over my Turkish check…
…but our CIA-funded salafist mercenery triumph is too sweet!)

Look at those duped Palestinians, applauding us in the streets;
as lip service, we tell them ‘From Damascus to Jeruasalem!’ and ‘patience,’
promising them deliverance behind our piles of empty deceit.
Yet the receipts don’t lie—at your suffering we will wince!

Our esteemed leader Julani reduced to pieces that long-hated PFLP-GC
because reciprocation demands our subservience to Tel Aviv.
Those Zionists whose hospitality our legions received we are too cowardly to touch;
but do pretend we will ‘stand for’ Palestine—your useful adoration we exceedingly love
as much as our kinship with the Israeli masters we endlessly appease!

Behind your keffiyeh-adorned Qatari-brainwashed unwitting controlled opposition back
we laugh at you till our voices crack!
The elders of Riyadh—face it—own you;
our Doha affiliates broadcast brazen lies too;
and those damn Shi’a ‘infidels’—our real enemies, not the Zionists—we vow to smash!

Thousands of wretched Alawites our takfiri brownshirts massacred in cold blood;
thank you, useful ‘pro-Palestine’ dupes, for holding against us zero grudge!
Hezbollah we starved of Tehran’s supplies so they can’t stand for Palestine;
the Islamic Jihad we too suppressed lest their resistance ever again shine.
Please, our unpaid-intern vassals, keep dragging Assad’s name through the mud!

At the nonstop inhumanity endured by the Palestinians we turn a blind eye
because we serve not you, but the aging Judeonazi hide.
Our cruel usage of Syrians as cannon fodder to smear Assad will turn your face cold blue,
and the attitude we hold for the Palestinians: you know we regard them that same way too!
The Zionist Jews’ desecration of Al-Aqsa we salafists will happily turn around and ignore
till Qibli is destroyed and our crimes against you Palestinians will be remembered no more—
on the day we in complete duplicity feign ignorance of Zionist crimes professing we ‘changed’;
when we rally the global jihad demanding your collaborationist support for our ranks
—your usefully disposable existence shall be marshaled behind our bloodsoaked rallying cry,
‘[Mossad-funded, CIA-trained, Erdogan-deployed] salafists of the world unite!’”

Again, remember: this is merely “satire,” because only tinfoil-hatted kooks reading too much OPCW whistleblower documentation dissected into by Aaron Maté and The Dissident would ever believe Anglo-American intelligence agencies and their bankrolled mercenaries are as evil as they publicly flaunt time and time again.